bluandorange:

So it’s been decided that I’m doing a line-up of all the Older!Burners
if that’s the case, I’m gonna split them up into tasty, manageable chunks
And have started with the LARPers because I already wanted to get out my Ruby design. Damn, Ruby’s a badass. 
And Chuck thinks he’s hot shit. And he might be. Thurman is just a sweetheart.

bluandorange:

So it’s been decided that I’m doing a line-up of all the Older!Burners

if that’s the case, I’m gonna split them up into tasty, manageable chunks

And have started with the LARPers because I already wanted to get out my Ruby design. Damn, Ruby’s a badass. 

And Chuck thinks he’s hot shit. And he might be. Thurman is just a sweetheart.

ϟ ((OOC: Guess who got carbon monoxide poisoning. I’m mostly back now, bros.))

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grinningauxiliatrix:

You feel normal. You cleaned the dorm room, you checked for updates on Teresa, and now all you feel is… empty. It is preferable. You hope this will last long enough that you can forget the headaches.

I Could Talk About That Show Until The Meaty Bovines All Return To Save Homes Where None Of Them Have To Be Slaughtered For The Hunger Of The Masses

Well Epic Narrative Abridged 

Though My Romantic Prospects Are Looking Up There Has Been No Serious Movement On That Front

My Grades Are Still Acceptable And My Coursework Has Been Rewarding

My Roommate Has Gotten Herself Into An Immeasurably Serious And Or Dangerous Situation

My Mental State Has Been Taking Worrying Nose Dives

And I Think I Am Gaining Weight

While Your Interests In My Carnal Exploits Ampora Are Endearing I Regrettably Say That My Bed Has Only Housed A Sleeping Myself And Very Briefly My Roommates Service Canine

youre wwelcome for your bedmate best money could buy alwways said id set you up someday

but hey you need someone else wwho can talk back im here i mean you dont sound so good an i dont approvve i need you in better shape than that

i havve nailpolish an a monster tvv wwith lesbian vvampires on demand an anythin else you might wwant i can get you a runwway wwhatevver

lemme knoww

the fuck is ter up to noww that girl nevver kneww a good stable thin wwhen she had it some people nevver change

While I Appreciate The Offer I Feel That I Need To Be Alone At The Moment 

Really Right Now I Just Need Normalcy

I Really do Not Feel That It Is My Place To Share That Infomation

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You feel terrible, but that almost relieves you. That was the ill omen, the poor feeling in your stomach. He was sick and you had been worried about him. You start to smile almost at how simple that was, how much that solution made sense. Your head starts to throb, and a pressure builds just behind your eyes. You began to hyperventilate, unsure of why. You cannot be having an allergic reaction, you are back in your safe, clean dorm… there is no reason.. Pain shoots up and down your spine.

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̩͡p̠͈̘̘͕̜̏̒͗͗͛ͧl̫͓̺̘ḛ̡̖͛ͪȃ̗̩̜̹͓̐͑ͨs͇͕̑ͮ͐̒͋e̤͚͛͗ͭ̆͑̓̿͟b̶̙̖̣̗̝ͬ͊̆̃ͯȅ̩̼̮̺͖̾͛̓̈̐g̺̲̙̹͇̓̂ŗ͚̞̆ͭu̲͊͌̋̇̑͐b̛̗̪̮̼͓ś̙̼a͍̭̼u̻̗̭͇̗͔̎ͅç̖̗͚̄ͭe͙͍̘̮̣ͨ͜ͅp͎̮͔̟̋͑̔͗ͨͨ̈́l͉̗͍̟̜͓̀̀̿͐ͬ̀e͖̥̬̰͍͖͕̿͆͋̓̽a͙̰̹̻͆̿ͧ̓̐ͥ̓s̟̮̬̜̙̟̅ͧ̀̑̄̅e̫͓͔̖͑ͫͫͮ̽̀b̫ͦe̛̹͓̗͚ͬ̌̀̽̓̚g̫̭̬͇̲̅̍̈ͮ̎r͗͋ͬ́̄͏̤̖̪ub͚̭̥̠̹͍͍ͭ̌̃̉̽̊͝ś̮͔̣̙̒̏̿ͫ͘ͅaͫ͆ͪͭ̽ͧͧu͓̗̳̣ͦ̊ͦ̾ͤͭ͞ć̂ͬͫ̌ͦ̚͜ȩ͉̘͚̠̭̮͕ͭ̾
͔͉ͨͪͯ͟n̗̘̻͙o͇̟̱̯̎h̩͖̗͉̋͂͒ͤͫ̇͘o̰̜̩̟̽ͬ͌̀ṗ̹̠̤͉̝̪͚ͮ̀e̳n͚̠̙o̺͍̠̾͌̽̚h͆̃ͭ͏̠ö̷̫̠̳̗̮͚͈͂̒p͉̹ͯ̑ͦe̽̿ͪ͢
̹̱͙͖̲̠̖̀ͫ̽ͧ̎̀̚͢n͚͎̫̎ͧͬͅǒ̼̯͂ͤ͂̂̉́h̰̥̬͎͎ͥͬ̆͞o̜̠͕͇ͤ͊͛͘p̓e͖̬͇̯̮̯̞͛ͮ̀̂ͬ̏̔͢
̬̩̺̻̽̃ͤ̒n̸̑̏̓ͯͨ̇
ͪ̈́̂̐ͨ͏͈̦̤̤̬o̡̩͖̫̯̮ͮ̎̇̇̌̚
͍͍̳̣h̦͉͈̜͕͌̔ͮ͂̽̓͟
͙͍̝͖̼̤͈͆ͩǒ̗̟͍̘̗̇ͯͫ̑ͮ͞
̇͛ͪ̏̾͛̚҉͔̣̥p̵͙̙̹̭͎̝̒ͪ̔̀̀̾
͈̮̝͙͙̟͈͂̅̈́́̚e̬̥̘͎̙̤͈ͥͭͩ̚
͕̙̯̰̺͊ͫw͈̪̌̌̽͐͊͆i̬͈̩̦̓ͫ́ͣͦ̂ͫ́l̗̻̳̟̭̓ͥ̆l̦͐b͎̠͓̟͂̾͗ͫͨ͑l̪̮̣̿͘i̘̩͖̔̔̚n͓͖̥͓͉̦ͅd͖̜̪͉̗͂̀h̲͒i̯̺̪ͩ͘m̝͎̬͖̻ͧ͒ͪ́̐ͮw̴̄̏͐͋ị͓̗ͧͦ̚ͅl̥̿̾͝l̫̦̟͕̺̯̿̐̊̀͋ͩ̿b̌͆ͤl͚̗͖̥̰͕͌i̛͐̂ͦ̿̎̄n͓̪ͧ͑d̦̝̠̲h̅̀ͤ̏ͥî̫̓̅́͋mͨ̏̅̍w͓͈̻i͓̩̖̬̼̬̪̓̀̔ͤl̡͍̣̳͇ͥ̂͑l̫̗̜̍͒͑́͛ͬ͘b̤̰͉̙̦̔̆ͯ̃l͔̣̣̫ͨͤͫ̒i̖̝͉̮ͮ͛̈̌ͤͭ͘n̵̳͉̍̈́̄͂d́̓ͣ̾̌ͪ͗͞h̝̣̰̟̭̠ͧ͌ͧ̌ͣ̓͋́ͅi͇̟ͣ̾ͬ͛̅ͫm̟̰̤̟w̥ͨ̄̑ͥi͉͙̻͓͙̩̖l̡͇ͤ͒ͩḻ̜͓̠̩̀̌̑̋̅b̸͈́̉̆͛͂l̡͔͈͎̑i͐͝n̘̣͉ͦ̀͋d̪͙͙͓̰̑ͪͣ͆ͧ́h̲̝͇͍̣͚̟ͨ͛̉͟i̶̮̘̘̰͍̎͐͋̐ͤ͐ͅmͩ̀
̭͚̘̥̐ͧ̆͊͜ṣa̯̜͎̥̥̫ͅv̻͎̯͋ͯͮ̍̇ȅ͇͕͔ͩt̳̝̥͕͍ͧ̅̕h͉͈͓̫̻͕̭e͓͋̎ͩ͂͊ͯ͛p͑ͣ̃ͫ̄̀͛͡r̥̤̩͗̓͊̄ͧ̇́ǐ͎͍̙̃̐ͤͭn̗͕̖̻͓̓ͤͥͧ̒ͤc̹̟̱̦̠ͦͭ͐ͥe̹̬̐͘ͅs̲̳̭ͨͥ͂̆ͯs̮̥ș͔̪̣͚ͫͪ͂a̿̇ͨ͏̜̯̖̘̰̰̬v̱̓͒͂͛̇ͯ̋́e͕͉͍͖̖̝ͩ̇̋͗̄͒̚t͓̻͉̭͚̣̝ͨ̄ͣͣ̔͒ȟ̫̹̻̙̂ͭ͌e͔͕̮͗ͥ̒̅ͭp͓̌̑ͫ̀ṙ̻̦̪įͨͥ͂̽̾n͕̞̂ͪ͊͞c̃e̝̬͚̖̰̺̤̒̑͗ͮ̅ş͙̰̠͎ͥͧ̂̅͒́̃s̨̐̽̅ͩ̏̚s̶̹̗̃̆͂̽a̛͎͇͋ͅv̝͒ͅe͚̝̮̬̒ͯ͋t̼͡ḩ̭̃̃͆̊ë́͂ͧp̙̮r̦̟ͨ̊̍iͨ̓̋͋n̬̗̠̬͂̍̾͢c̺͇̺̣̮͈̓ͯͮ̚ͅe̪̥͔̭̮s̗̦̳̯̣͎̓ͧ͐̀s̼͇̬͉̄͑s͔͎̗̭ͮͮ͊̑a͛͏̗v̛e̛̖͖̦̙̻ͣ͗ͪ͂̔t͐̐ͭ̅͗̅͆h̻͈͓̖͎͖̽̃ͯe̼̻͇̖͚̎̈́pͥ҉͓̰͈̝̹̹ṟ̝͉̯̹̳i͙̻͎͙͈̖̪ͭͮ̂̿̑̕n̲͖̾ͬ̄̅̎c̳ͪ͋e̥̪͔̱s̴̭̝̙͌̑̈́͌͑ͤͅsͪ͒̒̿͏͖͉͈͚͎̗
̠̼̳ͪͦ̇̔ͪ͐̒͠C̝̥̀̆̕ŭ̼̙t̿̒̄͐͏̮͓̱͍͍ ̩͉̦͂̉̈͜H̠̻̠̭̥̤̔̇͞ī̴̝̘̯̟̳m̝͕̻̰͔͙͇̈̋̌̄͜ ̣͕I̟͠n̴͍̑̓͒̎̔̓͐ ̰̞̮͚̇̉͑ͯ̔̔ͥT̻̞̟͙̙͓͚̑͛̊ͮͮ̓̽w̢̬̅̎̽͆͛à̟͙͓ì̭̜͔̱̞̭̭́̿n̡͚͕̙
̖̤̀̎͛̎̚̕C͏̹ủ͕̝̙ͣt͓͎̳̣͑̄ ̪̜͙̲͎̝ͦ͛ͩ̒̑ͮ̐H̩͙̉̅͛i͚̓̓ͬ̎ͪ̋̚m̻̟̥͠ ͏̜̪̝I̥̤̟̲̮̐͊ͮͭn̫̆͌ T̴̖̞̱̥̺w̼͈̗̟͓̳̄ͥͅả̜ͨͥͯi̵̻̱̹̗̺͈̳͂n͙̤̖̒̋̓ͩ̌͗̆
̷͖̥̗̻ͧͯ̂ͨ͆C̣̩̪̮̯̀ͦ̽͒ͪ̿ǘ̟̱̋͐̀t͉͓̯͉͍̤ ̘͍̼̤͔͎͌̑̉ͤH͡i̷̳̇̄͆ͭ̀ͬͥm̰̱̫͉̼̖̱̓̅͂ ͍̀͆͗̿͝I̪̬͢ṋ̞͖͙͓͓͕ͯ̓͑͌̃ ̟̬̤̦̳̙͉ͨ͢T͓͔̋ͤ̉ẁ̬̩̪̉͋̉̂̌a͍̤͈̹̣̥̺̔͒ͭ̑ͦi͉̯̩͈͓͖̝ͫͩͩǹ͌̅
͇̞̲̈̿ͦͩͥͨ̍C҉ȗ̢̟͍̫̝̓̀̅t͔̼̲̫͠ ̡̭ͪ͗H͔͇͕͎̰̩̃̀i̦̣̿͂ͮ̓̒̈͂m̧̞̼̦͓͇̹ͤͣ̃͐̀̍͆ ̖͎͕͍̽͋ͪ̍̋̀Į̬͓̐ͩͮͦͭͅn͉̳͇̲̦͜ ̼Ṱ͔̞̃͒ͤ͛̒͠ͅw̩ͩa̬ͦͭͭ́̏͋i̒̐̆͊͋ͧn̈ͭ̎͏̭̬̭

I Can Assure You I Have Not Conspired To Make You Ill Ampora That Is Beneath Me You Know Very Well That I Can Harm No Living Thing

With Some Exception

Although We Will Need To Continue This Chat Later I Think I Need To Log Off For The Night

You Should Reply With What You Have Been Up To Recently 

I Am Chomping At Each And Every Bit To Hear Of Your Latest Exploits

You stand. You stumble. Somehow you drag yourself to the bathroom and you dry heave, unable to vomit when you have not eaten the entire day. You start to cry, but not from the pain in your head or throat, as bile, coffee, and water spills into the porcelain basin.

You wake up the next morning in the fetal position by your commode, cold, scared, and alone.

yeah im not findin exceptions an only if you deservve its all that reassurin right noww funny enough

i havve nothin to report at the moment oh except that i had enough time that i tried true blood an kan wwhat the fuck wwhy i havvent i been wwatchin hot queer vvampires all my life howw did you not force me to before an wwhy havvent they taken ovver the planet already thatd be a much better plot

anywway ovver to you sounds like youvve been busy gimme details does that include in bed or

You feel normal. You cleaned the dorm room, you checked for updates on Teresa, and now all you feel is… empty. It is preferable. You hope this will last long enough that you can forget the headaches.

I Could Talk About That Show Until The Meaty Bovines All Return To Save Homes Where None Of Them Have To Be Slaughtered For The Hunger Of The Masses

Well Epic Narrative Abridged 

Though My Romantic Prospects Are Looking Up There Has Been No Serious Movement On That Front

My Grades Are Still Acceptable And My Coursework Has Been Rewarding

My Roommate Has Gotten Herself Into An Immeasurably Serious And Or Dangerous Situation

My Mental State Has Been Taking Worrying Nose Dives

And I Think I Am Gaining Weight

While Your Interests In My Carnal Exploits Ampora Are Endearing I Regrettably Say That My Bed Has Only Housed A Sleeping Myself And Very Briefly My Roommates Service Canine

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You Are All Disappointing Me
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You Are All Disappointing Me

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grinningauxiliatrix:

badbassmouthfucker:

grinningauxiliatrix:

As A Tumblr Veteran I Feel We Need To Have A Talk About Reblog Ettiquette

Also

Are You Okay

oh hey kan howwvve you been

people are douches is all i mean i alwways kneww that but its more than usual a late an im done wwith it just completely done

so i feel perfectly justified in makin demands a anyone wwho wwants to interact wwith me wwithout invvokin the wwrath a ampora an a fearsome wwrath it is you best believve

anywway ivve gotten my typin groovve back noww an am rememberin howw to do this tumblr thin its been awwhile

I Have Been

Interesting

But I Get The Distinct Impression That You Should Not Be Okay

Were You Previously Gravely Ill

I Apologize For My Lack Of Memory and Social Graces And I Do So Miss Our Feelings Jams But It Has Been A Hectic

Well

Forever

Forever Has Been Hectic

wwha

shouldnt be okay wwhats wwith the should

youre scarin me kan an i really dont appreciate it right noww its fuckin creepy i dont see howw you could a been invvolvved youre a good person an all but if you wwere in any wway

but as a matter a fact you could say that thats a good explanation actually sure ivve been ill bedridden evven

wwhats interestin supposed to mean wwhatvve i missed

You feel terrible, but that almost relieves you. That was the ill omen, the poor feeling in your stomach. He was sick and you had been worried about him. You start to smile almost at how simple that was, how much that solution made sense. Your head starts to throb, and a pressure builds just behind your eyes. You began to hyperventilate, unsure of why. You cannot be having an allergic reaction, you are back in your safe, clean dorm… there is no reason.. Pain shoots up and down your spine.

h͇̗̝͚͍͖̿̉̾̑̚e͛̔ͭ̈́͏̜̟̣̝͚͓̩ȋ̱͓̥͎́͊̿͡s̟̖͇̯͖̔̅̓͐͆̚g̸̯̗ͨͤ̇o̰̯͔̅i͓ͅn̹̣ͬ̎̂ͪ̽͝g͎̰̲̫̔̓t̠ͫ̽̍͞o̓͏̝̞̙̤͈̱ͅk̸͎̘̂͂̓̂͂ͣ̈ͅi̩̫͕̝̞̬͓̋̌͒ͥ͘l̰̮͍ͤͮ̈́͐͂ͩ̈́l̛͉̙̱͚̻͎̭͑̇h̷͚̪͇͆ͤ̔͊e͎̞͕͈̩͔̐͘r͈͎͇ͩ̏́̚ͅȟ̤͈̝̤e̡̞̳͈̾̂͋̐̏̾̇i̋́̂̈́͞s̰̺̜̣̟͎̼̀́̋̈̂͌͜g̉͐̍̿͗o͍̼͉̠̎ͫ͠ȋ̠͈̜̯̤̙͗̀͗n̬͎̥͍͉̂̌̄g̲̰̰̰̐̚t̼̠̂͒͊̇o͓̙̿̒͑́k͍͉̗̺͉̊̓̈́ͣi͔͚l̳͂̃ͫ̚ḧ͖͗ͬe̵̥̱̒r̭͓͚̠̼ͣ͗h̅̅̅ͤ͐͛͂҉̘̫̤e̩̣̕ȋ͉̳͕̬̎̄̓s̡̬̟̝̤g͍̹͔͖̙̼̠ͫ̈́͡ọ̣͓͠ͅi̛̝̺n̦͛̃g͎͓̗ͬ̏ͣt̘̭͈̞͇̤͍ͫ͐ͤ͝oͤ̎̊͆̍̚̚҉̰̤̜̹̰k̴̑̈́̀ͧ̉́̆i̶̥̤̺̭̜͎̙l̫̥̻̮̭̫͗̈́l̖ͣh̰̘̦̳e͛ṛ̃
̩͡p̠͈̘̘͕̜̏̒͗͗͛ͧl̫͓̺̘ḛ̡̖͛ͪȃ̗̩̜̹͓̐͑ͨs͇͕̑ͮ͐̒͋e̤͚͛͗ͭ̆͑̓̿͟b̶̙̖̣̗̝ͬ͊̆̃ͯȅ̩̼̮̺͖̾͛̓̈̐g̺̲̙̹͇̓̂ŗ͚̞̆ͭu̲͊͌̋̇̑͐b̛̗̪̮̼͓ś̙̼a͍̭̼u̻̗̭͇̗͔̎ͅç̖̗͚̄ͭe͙͍̘̮̣ͨ͜ͅp͎̮͔̟̋͑̔͗ͨͨ̈́l͉̗͍̟̜͓̀̀̿͐ͬ̀e͖̥̬̰͍͖͕̿͆͋̓̽a͙̰̹̻͆̿ͧ̓̐ͥ̓s̟̮̬̜̙̟̅ͧ̀̑̄̅e̫͓͔̖͑ͫͫͮ̽̀b̫ͦe̛̹͓̗͚ͬ̌̀̽̓̚g̫̭̬͇̲̅̍̈ͮ̎r͗͋ͬ́̄͏̤̖̪ub͚̭̥̠̹͍͍ͭ̌̃̉̽̊͝ś̮͔̣̙̒̏̿ͫ͘ͅaͫ͆ͪͭ̽ͧͧu͓̗̳̣ͦ̊ͦ̾ͤͭ͞ć̂ͬͫ̌ͦ̚͜ȩ͉̘͚̠̭̮͕ͭ̾
͔͉ͨͪͯ͟n̗̘̻͙o͇̟̱̯̎h̩͖̗͉̋͂͒ͤͫ̇͘o̰̜̩̟̽ͬ͌̀ṗ̹̠̤͉̝̪͚ͮ̀e̳n͚̠̙o̺͍̠̾͌̽̚h͆̃ͭ͏̠ö̷̫̠̳̗̮͚͈͂̒p͉̹ͯ̑ͦe̽̿ͪ͢
̹̱͙͖̲̠̖̀ͫ̽ͧ̎̀̚͢n͚͎̫̎ͧͬͅǒ̼̯͂ͤ͂̂̉́h̰̥̬͎͎ͥͬ̆͞o̜̠͕͇ͤ͊͛͘p̓e͖̬͇̯̮̯̞͛ͮ̀̂ͬ̏̔͢
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͙͍̝͖̼̤͈͆ͩǒ̗̟͍̘̗̇ͯͫ̑ͮ͞
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͕̙̯̰̺͊ͫw͈̪̌̌̽͐͊͆i̬͈̩̦̓ͫ́ͣͦ̂ͫ́l̗̻̳̟̭̓ͥ̆l̦͐b͎̠͓̟͂̾͗ͫͨ͑l̪̮̣̿͘i̘̩͖̔̔̚n͓͖̥͓͉̦ͅd͖̜̪͉̗͂̀h̲͒i̯̺̪ͩ͘m̝͎̬͖̻ͧ͒ͪ́̐ͮw̴̄̏͐͋ị͓̗ͧͦ̚ͅl̥̿̾͝l̫̦̟͕̺̯̿̐̊̀͋ͩ̿b̌͆ͤl͚̗͖̥̰͕͌i̛͐̂ͦ̿̎̄n͓̪ͧ͑d̦̝̠̲h̅̀ͤ̏ͥî̫̓̅́͋mͨ̏̅̍w͓͈̻i͓̩̖̬̼̬̪̓̀̔ͤl̡͍̣̳͇ͥ̂͑l̫̗̜̍͒͑́͛ͬ͘b̤̰͉̙̦̔̆ͯ̃l͔̣̣̫ͨͤͫ̒i̖̝͉̮ͮ͛̈̌ͤͭ͘n̵̳͉̍̈́̄͂d́̓ͣ̾̌ͪ͗͞h̝̣̰̟̭̠ͧ͌ͧ̌ͣ̓͋́ͅi͇̟ͣ̾ͬ͛̅ͫm̟̰̤̟w̥ͨ̄̑ͥi͉͙̻͓͙̩̖l̡͇ͤ͒ͩḻ̜͓̠̩̀̌̑̋̅b̸͈́̉̆͛͂l̡͔͈͎̑i͐͝n̘̣͉ͦ̀͋d̪͙͙͓̰̑ͪͣ͆ͧ́h̲̝͇͍̣͚̟ͨ͛̉͟i̶̮̘̘̰͍̎͐͋̐ͤ͐ͅmͩ̀
̭͚̘̥̐ͧ̆͊͜ṣa̯̜͎̥̥̫ͅv̻͎̯͋ͯͮ̍̇ȅ͇͕͔ͩt̳̝̥͕͍ͧ̅̕h͉͈͓̫̻͕̭e͓͋̎ͩ͂͊ͯ͛p͑ͣ̃ͫ̄̀͛͡r̥̤̩͗̓͊̄ͧ̇́ǐ͎͍̙̃̐ͤͭn̗͕̖̻͓̓ͤͥͧ̒ͤc̹̟̱̦̠ͦͭ͐ͥe̹̬̐͘ͅs̲̳̭ͨͥ͂̆ͯs̮̥ș͔̪̣͚ͫͪ͂a̿̇ͨ͏̜̯̖̘̰̰̬v̱̓͒͂͛̇ͯ̋́e͕͉͍͖̖̝ͩ̇̋͗̄͒̚t͓̻͉̭͚̣̝ͨ̄ͣͣ̔͒ȟ̫̹̻̙̂ͭ͌e͔͕̮͗ͥ̒̅ͭp͓̌̑ͫ̀ṙ̻̦̪įͨͥ͂̽̾n͕̞̂ͪ͊͞c̃e̝̬͚̖̰̺̤̒̑͗ͮ̅ş͙̰̠͎ͥͧ̂̅͒́̃s̨̐̽̅ͩ̏̚s̶̹̗̃̆͂̽a̛͎͇͋ͅv̝͒ͅe͚̝̮̬̒ͯ͋t̼͡ḩ̭̃̃͆̊ë́͂ͧp̙̮r̦̟ͨ̊̍iͨ̓̋͋n̬̗̠̬͂̍̾͢c̺͇̺̣̮͈̓ͯͮ̚ͅe̪̥͔̭̮s̗̦̳̯̣͎̓ͧ͐̀s̼͇̬͉̄͑s͔͎̗̭ͮͮ͊̑a͛͏̗v̛e̛̖͖̦̙̻ͣ͗ͪ͂̔t͐̐ͭ̅͗̅͆h̻͈͓̖͎͖̽̃ͯe̼̻͇̖͚̎̈́pͥ҉͓̰͈̝̹̹ṟ̝͉̯̹̳i͙̻͎͙͈̖̪ͭͮ̂̿̑̕n̲͖̾ͬ̄̅̎c̳ͪ͋e̥̪͔̱s̴̭̝̙͌̑̈́͌͑ͤͅsͪ͒̒̿͏͖͉͈͚͎̗
̠̼̳ͪͦ̇̔ͪ͐̒͠C̝̥̀̆̕ŭ̼̙t̿̒̄͐͏̮͓̱͍͍ ̩͉̦͂̉̈͜H̠̻̠̭̥̤̔̇͞ī̴̝̘̯̟̳m̝͕̻̰͔͙͇̈̋̌̄͜ ̣͕I̟͠n̴͍̑̓͒̎̔̓͐ ̰̞̮͚̇̉͑ͯ̔̔ͥT̻̞̟͙̙͓͚̑͛̊ͮͮ̓̽w̢̬̅̎̽͆͛à̟͙͓ì̭̜͔̱̞̭̭́̿n̡͚͕̙
̖̤̀̎͛̎̚̕C͏̹ủ͕̝̙ͣt͓͎̳̣͑̄ ̪̜͙̲͎̝ͦ͛ͩ̒̑ͮ̐H̩͙̉̅͛i͚̓̓ͬ̎ͪ̋̚m̻̟̥͠ ͏̜̪̝I̥̤̟̲̮̐͊ͮͭn̫̆͌ T̴̖̞̱̥̺w̼͈̗̟͓̳̄ͥͅả̜ͨͥͯi̵̻̱̹̗̺͈̳͂n͙̤̖̒̋̓ͩ̌͗̆
̷͖̥̗̻ͧͯ̂ͨ͆C̣̩̪̮̯̀ͦ̽͒ͪ̿ǘ̟̱̋͐̀t͉͓̯͉͍̤ ̘͍̼̤͔͎͌̑̉ͤH͡i̷̳̇̄͆ͭ̀ͬͥm̰̱̫͉̼̖̱̓̅͂ ͍̀͆͗̿͝I̪̬͢ṋ̞͖͙͓͓͕ͯ̓͑͌̃ ̟̬̤̦̳̙͉ͨ͢T͓͔̋ͤ̉ẁ̬̩̪̉͋̉̂̌a͍̤͈̹̣̥̺̔͒ͭ̑ͦi͉̯̩͈͓͖̝ͫͩͩǹ͌̅
͇̞̲̈̿ͦͩͥͨ̍C҉ȗ̢̟͍̫̝̓̀̅t͔̼̲̫͠ ̡̭ͪ͗H͔͇͕͎̰̩̃̀i̦̣̿͂ͮ̓̒̈͂m̧̞̼̦͓͇̹ͤͣ̃͐̀̍͆ ̖͎͕͍̽͋ͪ̍̋̀Į̬͓̐ͩͮͦͭͅn͉̳͇̲̦͜ ̼Ṱ͔̞̃͒ͤ͛̒͠ͅw̩ͩa̬ͦͭͭ́̏͋i̒̐̆͊͋ͧn̈ͭ̎͏̭̬̭

I Can Assure You I Have Not Conspired To Make You Ill Ampora That Is Beneath Me You Know Very Well That I Can Harm No Living Thing

With Some Exception

Although We Will Need To Continue This Chat Later I Think I Need To Log Off For The Night

You Should Reply With What You Have Been Up To Recently 

I Am Chomping At Each And Every Bit To Hear Of Your Latest Exploits

You stand. You stumble. Somehow you drag yourself to the bathroom and you dry heave, unable to vomit when you have not eaten the entire day. You start to cry, but not from the pain in your head or throat, as bile, coffee, and water spills into the porcelain basin.

You wake up the next morning in the fetal position by your commode, cold, scared, and alone.

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ϟ ((OOC: When Edward and Kanya chat, it is Mardi Gras. ))

Ampora This Is A Dress

And Why Am I Just Holding A Disembodied Yet Jovial Jester Head On A Stick

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badbassmouthfucker:

cintiiismiles:

This should be reblogged by everyone. Even if you’re straight, you should be a supporter.

if you dont reblog this youre a bad person an you should feel bad an i wwant nothin to do wwith your scummy self god this is important

As A Tumblr Veteran I Feel We Need To Have A Talk About Reblog Ettiquette

Also

Are You Okay

oh hey kan howwvve you been

people are douches is all i mean i alwways kneww that but its more than usual a late an im done wwith it just completely done

so i feel perfectly justified in makin demands a anyone wwho wwants to interact wwith me wwithout invvokin the wwrath a ampora an a fearsome wwrath it is you best believve

anywway ivve gotten my typin groovve back noww an am rememberin howw to do this tumblr thin its been awwhile

I Have Been

Interesting

But I Get The Distinct Impression That You Should Not Be Okay

Were You Previously Gravely Ill

I Apologize For My Lack Of Memory and Social Graces And I Do So Miss Our Feelings Jams But It Has Been A Hectic

Well

Forever

Forever Has Been Hectic

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cintiiismiles:

This should be reblogged by everyone. Even if you’re straight, you should be a supporter.

if you dont reblog this youre a bad person an you should feel bad an i wwant nothin to do wwith your scummy self god this is important

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Also

Are You Okay

(Source: c0nvert)

ϟ wwelcome back wworld

badbassmouthfucker:

your wwindoww into the fabulous life of edwward ampora has been restored at long last you can breathe again as i havve forgivven your many transgressions against me for thats just the kinda guy i am

so get crackin pour in all the lovve youvve been wwaitin to fuckin showwer me wwith my body is ready an so is my ask box if you knoww wwhat i mean no confession is too torrid so get on me already

This cannot possibly be right. You stare at your screen. This is like seeing John’s blog miraculously come alive, seeing a ghost stroll down the town. You know Edward, and you know that he should be dead. You know this more strongly than you know that John should be dead. Where this information came from or what use it could be to you is unclear, but you begin to, in so few words, freak out.

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